The Last Time We Saw Paris

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of this story already.

First she was going to do 45 days. Then it was down to 23 days. Then she was in prison. Then she was out of prison. Then she might go back to prison. Then she had to go back to court but she could phone it in. Now she's being dragged back to court in handcuffs with the sirens blaring on the police car.

Enough already.

It's getting to the point where I'm feeling sorry for Paris Hilton -- and I didn't think that was possible.

I just want this story to be over.

Tom Moran